Olloclip iPhone Camera Lens System: $69.99

Differentiate yourself from every other dork out there taking standard iPhone pics.

Comrad Gaming Helmet: $59.99

The more shit you talk to your competitors while wearing this helmet the better you will play!

Radioactive Elements Glowing Coaster Set: $19.99

Now that Breaking Bad made elements popular, these element coasters will make YOU cool!

Retro Duo Portable NES/SNES Game System: $99.99

Remeber all those old Nintendo games you used to play? Blow off that dust and start playing again!

Tactical Chef Apron: $34.99

For most of us this is as close to bad-ass as we will actually ever get.

Epic - Bluetooth Virtual Keyboard: $99.99

The future is here! And it's a keyboard that isn't physically there...

Star Wars Jedi & Sith Bath Robes: $89.99

If a simple robe stolen from a hotel is cool, then this one is Jedi status.

8GB USB Flash Drive Bottle Opener: $14.39

If you can't think of a use for this, then I have no idea how you got here.

Brolly Texting Umbrella: $9.99

Winter is here! But it doesn't mean you have to stop texting in the rain, buy this umbrella and stay distracted from the world around you!

Minecraft Light-Up Torch: $24.99

 It's easier to just buy the torch instead of crafting it, especially IRL.

I Am A Stormtrooper Ladies' Tunic Tank: $14.99

All the swag of a full Stormtrooper outfit, but with less actual clothes!

Stormtrooper Basketball Jersey: $23.99

Because you don't like any actual professional sports teams anyway.

Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer: $12.99

Buyers note: The laser is real, the shark is not.

Power-Up Arcade Light Switch Plate: $14.99

Let's face it, your kids are going to be better at video games then you. But if you get this joystick light switch you may still be able to beat them at Pacman for eternity.

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